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Pretty Crazy Story I Heard About A Guy I Know

Postby SoCalAndy » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:54 am

Ok, so my friends and I were hanging out tonight and were talking about people we knew in high school and shit. Someone brought up this guy named, lets call him Jacob.

We shared various stories about him, but this one story my friend told me is very recent and really fucked up. I lived next to Jacob for a few years, and he has always been a pretty sleazy guy. Recently, he's been dating this girl who is only 15 years old (supposedly, we think she's a little younger) and has never had her period. The guy is 20 years old. One day he was having sex with the girl, and he told my friend that she couldn't get wet. He described the sex they had feeling like he was rubbing his dick in sand paper.

A few days later they were having sex on his mom's couch. She still wasn't wet, but they still went at it. At one point, he pulled out his penis and noticed there was blood on his penis. His girlfriend started to freakout because she thought she was having her first period. Instead, he looked down and started to feel some pain. It turned out that he ripped his foreskin when they were having sex. He ended up being rushed to the hospital and ended up having an emergency circumcision. The end.
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Postby MrFantastic » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:37 am

That is the best story ever!




For as long as I live, I will never get tired of hearing it!
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Postby It's A Bomb » Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:55 pm

I don't know what's worse.

1. The fact that this dude can't get his girlfriend wet.

2. The fact that she's 15 and never had her period.

3. The fact that he's 20 years old.

4. The fact that he's fucking her.

5. The fact that his foreskin ripped off.

Best story ever.
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Postby Baaggh?! » Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:02 pm

Foreskin ripped=WORST part of this story.

HAHAHA, thats what pedophiles get for fucking little girls!
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Postby WannaB » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:49 am

Fan-fucking-tastic story!
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Postby PsychoDriver » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:48 pm

It's A Bomb wrote:I don't know what's worse.

1. The fact that this dude can't get his girlfriend wet.

2. The fact that she's 15 and never had her period.

3. The fact that he's 20 years old.

4. The fact that he's fucking her.

5. The fact that his foreskin ripped off.

Best story ever.


6. All of the above.

Although I think not being able to get your 15 year old girlfriend wet is the biggest blow to that dude's manhood(aside from the dickskin ripping).
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Postby Peace » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:11 am

Why the fuck are you spreading this awful story all over the internet?
"Ojo por ojo, y diente por diente!"
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Postby SoCalAndy » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:52 pm

Because it's an awesome story!
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Postby MrFantastic » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:49 pm

Peace wrote:Why the fuck are you spreading this awful story all over the internet?


SoCalAndy wrote:Because it's an awesome story!




SCA's right... The story is pretty f*cking incredible!
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