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Postby CheMateo » Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:55 am

Police arrest naked 'Terminator'

Mon 13 Jul 10:46 AM

A man found naked at a casino claimed he was a Terminator sent from the future.

19-year-old Sean Stanley Smith was arrested on the Nevada border after he was spotted by a motorist wandering around the highway nude. He was ordered by police to stop but proceeded into a nearby casino - where he was then tasered in front of a group of children.

Smith claims he was a Terminator sent back in time from the future - a reference to the film character made popular by Arnold Schwarznegger in the sci-fi franchise. The films usually start with a naked man being transported to the past.

However, it turned out that Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator but was in fact suffering from the effects of LSD and marijuana. He was charged with indecent exposure and resisting a police officer.


"Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator "

Fools. Clearly this is an 800 series Cyborg Model 101.

Someone needs to let the LVPD know that the Terminator is an infiltration unit. Part man, part machine. Underneath, it's a hyper-alloy combat chassis, microprocessor-controlled, fully armored. Very tough...but outside, it's living human tissue. Flesh, skin, hair...blood. Grown for the cyborgs.

This ain't no lousy 600 series with rubber skin.

You were warned.
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Re: The Terminators are coming! The Terminators are coming!

Postby BOLA4ever » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:11 pm

hahahahahahahahaha
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